1. It’s better than bad. It’s good!

    It’s better than bad. It’s good!

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  2. My skepticism on the reasoning behind this chart can be measured in hectares, too.

    My skepticism on the reasoning behind this chart can be measured in hectares, too.

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  3. kevin:

twitter.com/big_ben_clock

    kevin:

    twitter.com/big_ben_clock

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  4. Video

    dr-c:

    Bruce Lee is one of those rare icons of film that was as badass in real life as he was in his movies. I heard that one time he caught a bullet in between his asscheeks while he was procreating with a stegasaurus. Unfortunately, that wasn’t caught on tape, but this was: It’s a pair of older Nokia ads featuring Bruce [allegedly] playing ping pong with nunchaku and I hate to sound impressed, but I’m impressed. And if that wasn’t enough for you, he then tapes a piece of sandpaper to his ‘chuks and lights a cigarette with them. I actually tried that once in a bar. My results weren’t exactly similar. via Roger Ebert’s blog, via @Enrico_Pallazo_

    Welp, that does it. Gotta watch Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story again. Right now.

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  5. shaneblog:

“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t  really know what’s happening down there. Who is the real hero?” - Mitch Hedberg

    shaneblog:

    “My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. Who is the real hero?” - Mitch Hedberg

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  6. 
12minds:counterforce:kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker:kari-shma:
So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.

    12minds:counterforce:kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker:kari-shma:

    So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
    But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
    Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
    What does Han do?
    He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
    He starts shooting.
    Be like Han.

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  7. Video

    putthison:

    Put This On, Episode 1: Denim

    “Don’t try to wear a denim jacket with your jeans. You’ll look like a jerk.”

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  8. Abstruse Goose » Lollipop
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And that’s why I don’t play Facebook games.

    Abstruse Goose » Lollipop

    And that’s why I don’t play Facebook games.

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  9. Lunch @ Jason’s Deli. Pollo Mexicano!

    Lunch @ Jason’s Deli. Pollo Mexicano!

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  10. kindacarsick:

I went as Low Resolution for Halloween.  The shirt took forever to paint, and my face only took slightly forever.

    kindacarsick:

    I went as Low Resolution for Halloween.  
    The shirt took forever to paint, and my face only took slightly forever.

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  11. The Afro-Latinosaurus Rex « Strange Maps

    The Afro-Latinosaurus Rex « Strange Maps

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  12. How to Make a Fortune in the Halloween Costume Industry

    How to Make a Fortune in the Halloween Costume Industry

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  13. How is this kind of spam possibly worth the trouble?

    How is this kind of spam possibly worth the trouble?

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  14. (via porco-voador)
Tesla was a serious badass. Here he was demonstrating how a person could safely come in close proximity to extremely high voltages.

    (via porco-voador)

    Tesla was a serious badass. Here he was demonstrating how a person could safely come in close proximity to extremely high voltages.

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  15. (via randominternet)
Yah, they’re called the Mustangs of Los Colinas. I used to live about a 1/2 mile from there.

    (via randominternet)

    Yah, they’re called the Mustangs of Los Colinas. I used to live about a 1/2 mile from there.

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