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I didn’t know what F11 did until my cat showed me. And then it found the power button on the keyboard—which was also the...
True for alt+tab.
NOTICE.
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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
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BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR
Per G. G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE