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This just happened to me the other day. I spent like a half hour trying to get it to do the right thing.
NOTICE.
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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
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BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR
Per G. G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE